Aeiss.169
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!npois!eiss!jtb
Tue Feb  2 21:25:12 1982
Doits #2
Bankers do it for money, but there is a penalty for early withdrawal.
Nurses do it with patience.
Chess players do it in their minds.
Divers do it deeper.
Librarians do it by the book.
Spies do it under cover.
Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling.
Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards.
Mountaineers do it showing excellent technique on the peak.
Photographers do it in the dark.

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