Awatmath.1411
net.jokes.q
utzoo!decvax!watmath!kwlalonde
Fri Jan  8 22:04:01 1982
... scabs
What did the leper remark on leaving the brothel?
--> Keep the tip.

Why did the leper get evicted from the colony?
--> He insisted on dipping his bread in his sister's forehead at dinner.

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