Aunc.1652
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!wm
Thu Jan  7 11:48:26 1982
Texas strikes back at HBS
One day a graduate fresh out of the Harvard Business School
was visiting Texas on his vacation.  Staying at the finest
hotel in town, he decided to go downstairs and try out that
famous texas food at the hotel restaurant.  So he proceeded
to order a hamburger and a beer, but this being texas, he
wasn't prepared for the size of that meal.  Why, the hamburger
was a yard across with a bun the size of some small cars, and
the beer was served in a 55 gallon oil drum.  Not to be
intimidated, the graduate tried his best to eat that burger
and finish that beer, but soon he felt nature calling so he
asked the waitress where the restroom was.  "Second door on
the left," she replied.  Feeling the beer a little, he staggered
down the hall and, by mistake, took the second door on the
right, tripped, and fell into the hotel swimming pool.  As he
floundered in the water, you could hear him screaming "Don't
flush it!  Don't flush it!"

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