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Thu Jan  7 14:03:27 1982
Texans Lookout!

Q: Why are coyboy hats and hemmoroids alike?

A: Because sooner or later, every asshole gets one!

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Q: Did you here about the Texan who died & they couldn't find
	a coffin big enough for the body?

A: So they gave him an enema & buried him in a shoebox.

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Then there was the buisnessman who fley from Chicago to Dallas, and
noticed this 2 inch pipe going all the way from the lake to Dallas.
(He had very good eyes.)   He inquired as to its usage--and was told:
"That is the water supply for the entire state of Texas.  Somebody
thought that if Texans can suck as hard as they can blow, that ought
to be plenty big enough!"

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Texans do get even tho......

There was a hippie, hitch hiking across the US. In Texas, he was given a
ride by a (what else) oilman.  As they were whipping across the desert at
100+ mph, the hippie noticed these big THICK glasses on the seat.

He asked, "Are those your glasses?"

Tex replied, "Yep."

Then (getting scared), "Don't you need glasses to drive?"

Tex replied, "Yep."

Then (getting panicstricken), "LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!"

Tex replied, "Calm down son, the windshield is ground to my perscription."

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nsc!katic

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