Awatarts.1030
net.jokes.q
utzoo!decvax!watmath!watarts!mab
Mon Dec 21 01:23:17 1981
Not for Japanese elephant lovers


         How do you get 4 elephants into a Toyota? (sorry VW)

         2 in the front and 2 in the back.


         What's harder than getting 4 elephants into a Toyota?

         Getting 4 pregnant elephants into a Toyota.


         What's harder than getting 4 pregnant elephants into a Toyota?

         Getting 4 elephants pregnant in a Toyota.

         (a suitting demise for a Toyota or any other Japensnizer car)

                         *MAB* at Wats.

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