Aihnss.941
net.jokes.limerick
utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:mhtsa!ihnss!lbo
Mon Dec 21 12:36:25 1981
Adhesives and Pastries
An impetuous young couple named Kelly
Are now forced to walk belly to belly.
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.
____
There's a bakery a pretty girl runs
Where a bandit came brandishing guns.
With tears in her eyes
She said, "Take all my pies,
But keep your hands off of my buns!"

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