Aunc.1605
net.jokes.q
utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!wm
Fri Dec 18 17:28:49 1981
rolling the ball
A man who joined the foreign legion started feeling
lonely after a few months with no companionship, so
he went and talked to the captain about it.
"Well," the captain said "we have a camel you can
borrow, and it turns out that nobody is using her
this friday night."  So when friday rolled around,
the soldier took the camel out into the desert and
ignoring his disgust at the smelly beast, proceeded
to do his best on her.  The next day the captain
asked him if he had enjoyed himself, and the solier
replied, "I don't know, I was relieved, but isn't it
immoral to do such things with an animal?"
"You did it with a camel?" the captain exclaimed.
"You fool, we use her to take us into town!"

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