Aalice.277
net.jokes.limericks
utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!alice!ark
Fri Dec 18 23:36:01 1981
A chemical tale that almost rhymes
There once was a girl named Irene
Who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzine.

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