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I moved from Belgium to the USA a long time ago, and there's a few
 foods I really miss. There's the obvious things, like decent bread
(What the HECK is up with bread and pastries in general in the USA?),
doner kebab, and decent french fries. But another less obvious thing
is pancakes.  You see,  the  understanding of  what a pancake is  and
should be is very different in Belgium and the United States.  In the
US, pancakes are thicker and smaller in diameter. Ours are a lot more
thin and typically the size of a full size plate. Kind of like french
crepes, but not quite,  still a little thicker than those,  and we do
use eggs. So it's sort of in between I guess.  I do not  like the way
they are made in America.  They kind of taste  like eating a  sponge.
But,  I guess the sponge-y nature  exists for a reason,  which is  to
soak  up all the syrup Americans like to  drown  them  in.  Which  is 
another  thing we  don't use  traditionally.   A traditional  Belgian 
pancake is served with brown sugar and  rolled up  into a  cigar-like
shape.  Yes,  restaurants  now serve  all kinds of  fancy crap,  like
pancakes with strawberries, whipped cream, even Nutella and all sorts
of crazy stuff.  But that is not the way our traditional pancakes are
done,  and I still like the traditional pancakes the best personally.

Anyway, here's how you make them:

 
                            Ingredients
 
Belgian pancakes are actually really simple. And the art is, imho, in
keeping it simple. There's only 3 main ingredients: Milk, Eggs, flour
- you can optionally add some vanilla-sugar (which for some reason is
unobtainium in the USA, so alternatively you can add vanilla extract
and some regular white sugar, but be very careful to not add too much
sugar. - more on that below)

                         Mixing the dough

The most important thing is the flour and eggs. Those are really the
only ingredients that need to be measured out somewhat. So start with
them.  The ratio is roughly 100g flour for every egg. So 300g flour,
is 3 eggs  -  You don't want too much flour, or they will fall apart.
You also don't want too much egg, or they will taste egg-y (which is 
gross). The milk you can sort of eye-ball, as you're mixing, just add
more until you get the consistency you want.   More milk means you'll 
get thinner pancakes.  That's what we want.  As such, the consistency 
of  the dough should be a lot  more liquid than  what you'd  normally 
have for American pancakes. After that you can mix in the extra, but
optional stuff, like the vanilla(-sugar) and/or sugar. Adding in some
sugar gives it a bit of extra flavour but it also gives the  pancakes
some more (brown) texture,  as the sugar will caramelize.  If you add
too much,  your pancakes  will burn  very easily.  So only add a tiny
bit,  if you do at all!  You can also mix  in some drops of  vanilla-
extract if you can't find any vanilla-sugar packets. You can mix with
a whisk.  Personally I usually just  use the  whisk attachment  on an
electric hand-mixer. Make sure you whisk it good until all the clumps
of flour are gone.

                    Frying pan and temperature

Pick a frying pan  that is exactly the size of the pancakes you want.
Like I said,  our  pancakes are  typically bigger,  so a normal-sized
frying  pan should be about right and give you pancakes that are  the
size of a regular plate.  A lot of people find that the first pancake
of  a  batch usually fails.  That's because people often  don't start 
with a hot enough pan.  You'll want to pre-heat your frying pan for a
while, before you even put butter in it.  The correct  temperature is
about  hot enough to just not burn your butter.  You don't want it to
actually  burn  your butter,  but it should be hot enough  that  it's
close to that point.

                        Pouring the dough

This step is kind of important.  When you're ready to pour the dough,
put some butter in the pan. Don't put the butter in the pan way ahead
of time, because your butter will burn, and that's obviously bad.  Do
stir  the butter around the pan a bit,  such that it covers the edges
nicely, this will ensure everything is lubricated enough for flipping
the pancake.  You definitively don't want it to stick to the pan when
flipping, because that will ruin it pretty quick. Then pour the dough
either straight from the mixing bowl or with a latle, into the center
of the frying pan. A lot of people will rotate the pan to try and get
the  dough to distribute thinly. - Don't do that. - It  will ruin the 
texture. Instead, make sure to pour enough dough, such that the dough
is about one inch to half an inch from the edges of the pan, and then
it should spread out to fill the remainder on it's own. If it doesn't
then that's a sign that your dough isn't liquid enough, so you should
mix in some more milk into it (you can still do that at this stage).
It's  important to get the initial pour right and as good as possible
for  a nice thin but round pancake,  because we really don't want  to
manipulate the dough after pouring. Avoid shaking the pan or touching
the  cooking pancake at all,  because you'll be messing with the  air
contents and/or texture if you do so. Just don't touch it again until
it's ready to flip.

                    Flipping and finish cooking

So  when  is it  ready to flip?  Well, as the pancake cooks,  it will 
start forming little bubbles,  and dry out on top. Once the top looks
mostly dry with bubbles, that's when you can flip it. A lot of people
like to flip it by flicking  the pan.  I don't really use this method
for 2 reasons: 1) I've seen it go wrong too many times ;)  There's  a
lot of people with stories of pancakes on the floor, or even ceiling.
2) the pancake falling back into the pan displaces a lot of the dough
on  the bottom  and may knock out some of the air we want to keep  in
the pancake. - Instead, I first gently shake the pan a bit, and make
sure the pancake is moving  (if it  isn't, you  probably  didn't  use 
enough butter) - then gently slide a spatula underneath it, and flick
the pan and the spatula at the same time.  It's kind of like flicking
it,  but in a more controlled,  guided way,  with speedbrakes. :) 
Give it a few more  minutes on the other side.  The  second  side  is 
usually done quicker.  Slide it onto a plate. Now move on to the next
pancake. :)


                            Serving

For every pancake:
  - pour some brown sugar on it, and spread it over the whole
    pancake using a utensil.
  - Roll it up until it looks like a cigar.


                           Conclusion

One  thing I find really interesting about pancakes,  is that so many
countries have their own traditional regional variants.  They are all
slightly different. Back when I still lived in Belgium, a few  houses
down  lived  a friend  and his family,  they were from Cameroon,  and 
their version of crepes included lemon zest, which is weird initially
but really grew on me -haha.  They'd make  huge stacks of them  quite
frequently.

I know it's kind of unusual for me to phlog a food recipe,  but I got
weirdly nostalgic for our traditional pancakes  lately, as an  ex  of
my mom who used to make stacks of pancakes for me back in the day has
recently  passed  away of asbestos related lung cancer,  and since my 
wife was hungry  for some,  I made us some this "morning"  (more like
afternoon because we woke up at 2pm heeeeee)