THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #18: C-
 
 This language was named for the grade received by its creator when he
 submitted it as a class project in a graduate programming class.  C- is
 best described as a "low-level" programming language.  In fact, the
 language generally requires more C- statements than machine-code
 statements to execute a given task.  In this respect, it is very
 similar to COBOL.
 
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 Putt's Law:
      Technology is dominated by two types of people:
           Those who understand what they do not manage.
           Those who manage what they do not understand.
 
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 New systems generate new problems.
 
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 ADA, n.:
      Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
      Computing.  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an
      ADA awareness."
 
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 Hoare's Law of Large Problems:
      Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get
      out.
 
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 Rattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image of something
 I saw at the airport ... Now I'm remembering, those giant piles of
 computer magazines right next to "People" and "Time" in the airport
 store.  Does it bother anyone else that half the world is being told
 all of our hard-won secrets of computer technology?  Remember how all
 the lawyers cried foul when "How to Avoid Probate" was published?  Are
 they taking no-fault insurance lying down?  No way!  But at the current
 rate it won't be long before there are stacks of the "Transactions on
 Information Theory" at the A&P checkout counters.  Who's going to be
 impressed with us electrical engineers then?  Are we, as the saying
 goes, giving away the store?
           -- Robert W. Lucky, IEEE President
 
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 In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
           -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
 
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 Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.
 
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 Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then
 give it back to them.
 
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 Equal bytes for women.
 
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 The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to
 choose from.
           -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
 
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 SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
 POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
 
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 Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
      There's always one more bug.
 
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           Another Glitch in the Call
           ------- ------ -- --- ----
      (Sung to the tune of a recent Pink Floyd song.)
 
 We don't need no indirection
 We don't need no flow control
 No data typing or declarations
 Did you leave the lists alone?
 
      Hey!  Hacker!  Leave those lists alone!
 
 Chorus:
      All in all, it's just a pure-LISP function call.
      All in all, it's just a pure-LISP function call.