-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// Ratchet and Clank 3 Transcript List Copyright 2006 Simon Purkess -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// Contents ======== 1. Disclaimer 2. About this Guide 3. Updates 4. Characters 5. Transcript 6. Credits -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 1. Disclaimer ============= This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of copyright. -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 2. About this Guide =================== Hi, I'm Sijapu17, and welcome to my first FAQ! This FAQ contains all of the cutscenes from Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal, and a Character section. 3. Updates ========== v1. Finished! 4. Characters ============= The Q-Force +++++++++++ The Q-Force is a group of people trying to stop Dr Nefarious, headed by Captain Quark. Ratchet ======= Race: Lombax Appearance: Yellow cat Ratchet has saved the Solana Galaxy from chairman Drek, and the Bogon Galaxy from the Protopets in the last two games. Now he must return with Clank to the Solana Galaxy, where Dr Nefarious threatens to destroy all Organic life. Clank ===== Race: Robot Appearance: Small, smart white robot, made of Titanium Alloy. Clank has travelled with Ratchet after he crashed landed on Veldin. They started off on shaky ground, but now they are firm friends. Clank sits on Ratchet's back using his Helipack, Thrusterpack and Hydropack to help Ratchet to get around. Occasionally, Clank gets a slice of the action, teaming up with Scrunch and his loyal team of Gadgebots. Captain Quark ============= Race: Human Appearance: Green leotard, butt-shaped chin. Quark and Ratchet haven't always been best friends. Quark has tried to kill Ratchet several times, and even tried to frame Ratchet. But has Quark really decided to team up with Ratchet? Skrunch ======= Race: Alien Monkey Appearance: One-eyed monkey Skunch met Quark in the Florana jungle. He helps Clank on his missions. Captain Sasha ============= Race: Cat-like Appearance: Brown cat, purple clothes. Sasha is the Captain of the Starship Pheonix, the HQ of the Q-Force. Sasha is the daughter of the the Galactic President, and has the hots for Ratchet. Big Al ====== Race: Unknown Appearance: White jacket, beaver!? Al is the team's scientist. He can decode data disks for you. Skidd McMarx ============ Race: Lizard? Appearance: Green lizard. Skidd is a pro hoverboarder, but is a huge coward. The only useful thing he does is extend three bridges for you. Helga ===== Race: Human? Appearance: German, fat. Helga is Quark's fitness trainer, who likes bossing people around. She gives you a Hypershot and a Hacker. Galactic Rangers ================ Race: Robot Appearance: Robot The rangers are cowards. You help them, and they give you bolts. Enemies +++++++ Dr Nefarious ============ Race: Robot Appearance: Green brain, bluish body Dr Nefarious is trying to wipe out all organic life, but how? "Lawrence: You put the 'wit' in twit, sir. Nefarious: Yes, I do, don't I?" Lawrence ======== Race: Robot Appearance: Butler Lawrence is Dr Nefarious' butler. Nefarious doesn't seem to mind Lawrence's insulting remarks. Courtney Gears ============== Race: Robot Appearance: Popstar Courtney Gears is a famous popstar, but seems to agree with Dr Nefarious' plans for the destruction of organic life. Klunk ===== Race: Robot Appearance: Clank look-a-like, red eyes. Dr Nefarious' creation, what plans does Nefarious have for Klunk? 5. Transcript ============= 5a. Megapolis 5b. Veldin 5c. Florana 5d. Pheonix a 5e. Marcadia 5f. Pheonix b 5g. Annihilation Nation a 5h. Pheonix c 5i. Aquatos 5j. Pheonix d 5k. Tyhrranosis 5l. Pheonix e 5m. Daxx 5n. Obani Gemini 5o. Blackwater City 5p. Annihilation Nation b 5q. Holostar Studios 5r. Obani Draco 5s. Zeldrin Starport 5t. The Leviathon 5u. Pheonix f 5v. Metropolis 5w. Pheonix g 5x. The Crash Site 5y. Aridia 5z. Pheonix h 5A. Quark's Hideout 5B. Pheonix i 5C. Koros 5D. The Command Centre 5E. The Launch Site 5F. The Cinema 5G. An Asteroid, Outer Space * Note that when I say 'Ratchet does such and such' it normally means that Clank is on his back, with the exception of Holostar Studios and the Giant Klunk battle. * Scenes with ***www*** ***www*** before them can be viewed on the official website: http://www.us.playstation.com/Content/OGS/SCUS-97353/Site/ -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5a. Megapolis ============= I. Shocking --- I. Shocking +++++++++++ (Ratchet and Clank are sitting on a sofa in Clank's apartment, playing chess) Ratchet: (Moves a piece) Ha! My Blargian snagglebeast devours your mutant swamp fly. I bet you didn't see that one coming! Clank: (Knocks the piece back) Check... and mate. Ratchet: What!! That's cheating! Clank: On the contrary, the rules clearly state that the Blargian snagglebeast has an allergic reaction to swamp flies that lasts two turns. (Looks at TV) Ooh, it is on again! (Cut to TV) ***www*** See video channel 1 on the main page ***www*** Maktar Casino 12:31 AM (Secret Agent Clank rolls two dice across a poker table. Applause is heard.) Max Million: Your luck is extraodinary, Sir. But do you lose as gracefully as you win? Clank: I wouldn't know, Max Millian. I never lose. Max Millian: There is a first time for everything, Agent Clank! (Presses a button, causing 2 ninjas to appear. Clank deflects the ninja's shots onto a chandelier) Max Million: Ha! So much for Secret Agent Cl...(The chandelier falls down and electricutes him) Clank: Shocking. (Clank walks out with a robo girl. He throws his keys to Ratchet, who is dressed as a butler) Clank: Pull the car around, Jeeves. And mind the ejector seat this time. (Chuckles) Ratchet: (sighs) Announcer: Stay tuned for more Secret Agent Clank! (Cut to Ratchet and Clank on the sofa) Ratchet: Change the Channel. Clank: But the man said to stay tuned. (Ratchet grabs the remote control and presses a button. Cut to TV) Darla Gratch: We are continuing our live coverage of the invasion of Planet Veldin. Just hours ago, this backwater planet was invaded by a race known as the Tyhrranoids. The Galactic Rangers are putting up a brave fight, but they don't really stand much chance of defeating the attackers. This reporter believes that Veldin will be destroyed in a matter of hours. (4 Tyhrranoids approach from behind her) Darla Gratch, Channel 64 News. Ratchet: They, are going, to pay. (Cut to Ratchet and Clank by their ship. Clank: But Veldin is in the Solana Galaxy! Ratchet takes a stange metal component from his toolbox and proceeds with putting it in the ship Clank: Oh, No. Not the Gravimetric Warp Drive. Ratchet ignores him Clank: The un-tested Gravimetric Warp Drive. Ratchet still ignores him Clank: The one you built from Blargian Scrap Metal. Ratchet: You coming? Clank: We are doomed. (Gets in) (Cut to Outer Space. The ship hurtles past. Clank is upside-down.) Clank: I stand corrected. -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5b. Veldin ========== I. New Sarge II. Nitro III. Scrap Metal IV. A Secret Transmission --- I. New Sarge ++++++++++++ The ship lands in Veldin. Ranger 1: Look, a new sarge! Ranger 2: Here Sarge, you can have my gun. (Ratchet recieves a Shock Blaster) II. Nitro +++++++++ Ratchet fights through to where a ship is blocking his way. Ranger 1: We need someone to take out that ship. Ratchet: Let me guess, that person is me? Ranger 1: We got a volunteer! Ranger 2: Take this! (Ratchet gets a Nitro Launcher) III. Scrap Metal ++++++++++++++++ Ratchet reaches the dropship. Ratchet: What's the situition? Ranger 1: There's a bunch of 'noids in F sector. Ranger 2: F Sector? No way man! We'll be scrap metal! Ratchet: Get in there, soldiers. Rangers: Sir, Yes Sir! IV. A Secret Transmission +++++++++++++++++++++++++ After clearing the sector, Ratchet reaches the dropship. Ranger: We have a transmission from the President. President: (On a screen) Is that Secret Agent Clank? Clank: We are here to help. President: I have recieved a top-secret report on the whereabouts of the one man that has defeated Dr Nefarious. Take a look at this. ***www*** See Video channel 2 on the main page ***www*** Announcer (Audio): On tonight's episode of Nature's Mysteries, we examine the Florana Tree Beast. Deep in the dense growth of Florana's forest lives a mysterious creature. Or maybe, he doesn't. It's one of Nature's Mysteries! Man: I seen 'im run right through our camping site. He was butt ugly, and holdin' a banana. Or maybe it wasn't a banana. It could be... Announcer: One of Nature's Mysteries! Legend tells that this mysterious creature is actually one of the greatest super-heros that ever lived. Find out the answers next time on Nature's Mysteries! Ratchet: Are you sure this guy's the person your looking for? He seems a little , Wacko! President: Maybe, but he's the best chance we've got. -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5c. Florana =========== I. Behind You II. Captain Quark! III. Incoming Call --- I. Behind You +++++++++++++ Ratchet and Clank make their way to the entrance of a cave. Clank: We have company! Ratchet: Where? Clank: Behind you! Ratchet: Where? Clank: (muffled) Behind you! Ratchet turns, revealing a monkey grabbing onto Clank. Ratchet: Very funny, I hope you're having a good ti...Ahh Florana Tree Beast: You are tresspassing on sacred ground. You must walk Path of Death. Path of Death! II. Captain Quark! ++++++++++++++++++ Ratchet gets through the path. Ratchet: We walked your Path of Death. Now tell us what you know about Dr Nefarious! FTB: Hmmmm? Ratchet: This guy's even more stupid than... Clank: Captain Quark! Quark kicks Ratchet. Ratchet: That's it, Quark, you've had this coming for a long time. III. Incoming Call ++++++++++++++++++ Ratchet Defeats Quark. Ratchet puts on Quark's mask. Ratchet: How do I look? Clank: Just keep the mask on. He thinks you are his new leader. Ratchet, Clank, Quark and Skrunch (The Monkey) squeeze into Ratchet's ship. Clank: Incoming call. Sasha: (On screen) This is Captain Sasha of the Starship Pheonix speaking. I see you have located Captain Quark. Ratchet: Yeah, we got him, but, he thinks he's a monkey. Sasha: I see. Bring him to the Pheonix, and we'll see what we can do. -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5d. Pheonix a ============= I. Will You Marry Me? II. Dad! --- I. Will You Marry Me? +++++++++++++++++++++ ***www*** Click on the Pheonix in the worlds menu ***www*** (Outside the Pheonix) Ratchet: Look Clank, this ship is amazing! Sasha: (On screen) Welcome to The Pheonix, boys. The pride of the Galactic fleet, The Pheonix is fitted with a virtual firing range, vendors for armour and weapons, and a Gadgetron VG-9000 games system. Ratchet: A VG-9000! Sasha: With a Mavix Fireball-Pro controller, VR headset and Zero-g dance pad attachment. Ratchet: Will you marry me? Sasha: (Giggles) You've obviously had a long trip. Why don't you go check out your quarters. We've prepared a special living area for Quark, so he won't get in your way. Come meet me on the bridge when you're ready. II. Dad! ++++++++ Ratchet goes to the bridge. Sasha: (To Ranger) We're loosing the signal. Try boosting the power. President: (On screen which keeps losing picture) Thyrranoid invasion force ..... presidential compound breached ..... can't hold out much longer ..... (The screen cuts out) Sasha: Mr President! Dad! (Cut to screen. Dr Nefarious is on the screen, and Lawrence is in the bottom corner, doing some interesting sign language. Nefarious: Greetings, robots. Too long have we suffered under the squishiness and foul stench of organic life forms. Soon, you will have the pleasure of my benevolent, iron-fisted rule. And as for you filthy organic life forms, you can look forward to being ANNIHILATED! (He smashes into the camera.) That's all for now. (Cut to Pheonix) Ratchet: We'll meet you on Planet Marcadia. Ratchet flies to Marcadia -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5e. Marcadia ============ I. Greetings II. Good With His Hands III. First Edition --- I. Greetings ++++++++++++ Ranger: Glad you could make it, Sarge. The presidential compound is on the other side of the city. II. Good With His Hands +++++++++++++++++++++++ Ratchet makes his way to the dropship, and defeats a wave of 'noids. President: I'm glad you two came. Who says you can't find good help these days, eh Clank? Clank: Thankyou Sir. President: What's the Quark situation? Clank: He has lost his memory. President: Well you'll need to find it then. We need our star player back in the game ASAP. R&C: Yes sir. President: Ratchet, I hear you're a man who's good with his hands. Ratchet: Sir, I swear I never... President: The city's laser sheild system went down. We're defenseless without it. I sent a repair man a couple of hours ago. I need you to find out what's happened to him. Ratchet: Yes Sir! First Edition +++++++++++++ Ratchet picks up a refractor and uses it to get through the defense facility. ***www*** See Al in the Q-force menu ***www*** Ratchet: Look, it's Al. Al: Silence. I'm concerntrating. Ratchet: Isn't that a Quark Vid-comic? Al: Excuse me, it is a historically accurate, interactive graphic novel. Ratchet: How can you use the city's defense system to play a video game? Al: Simple. I reprogrammed the moniter....(more computer talk) Ratchet: Clank, you speak, er, nerd. Clank: There appears to be a feedback loop in your induction system. Al: Impossible! A ran a check. (presses some buttons) Hey! There is a loop. (Presses more buttons) Automated Message: Sheild power restored. Ratchet: Can we borrow that vid-comic? Al: Treat it gently, it is a first edition. Ratchet: Maybe this'll help get Quark's memory back. Ratchet flies to the Pheonix. -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5f. Pheonix b ============= I. VG Wizard II. Flashback III. Annihilation Nation --- I. VG Wizard ++++++++++++ Ratchet: (On sofa) Watch and learn, Clank. This is how the real heroes get it done. Quark watches the screen intently as Ratchet plays as Quark, defeating Ghost Pirate Robots and a Robotic space eel. II. Flashback +++++++++++++ Quark concerntrates hard, and a number of memories come back to him. Quark: (picks up a mirror) Well who's that handsome fellow. (looks at Ratchet) Who's running this place? This dressing room isn't fit for a pig! Sasha: He may need a little time to adjust. Meanwhile, I've got a perfect mission for you. I've just heard about a prototype hologuise device which can disguise someone as a tyhrranoid. It's the grand prize on this week's Annihilation Nation. Take a look at this. III. Annihilation Nation ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Sasha presses a button on her reote control, and a show comes up on the screen in Ratchet's quarters. Announcer (Audio): Welcome to Annihilation Nation! Today's victim, oops, I mean contestant is ..... Fred! Fred is a Gadgetron accountant who claims that once a Morph-o-ray went off in his pants! What a champ! Lets see what he's up against! Pictures of the deathcourse come up. Announcer: Doesn't look too hard, does it? Fred walks to the start, and gets zapped by a laser coming from the ceiling. Announcer: Next! Cut to Ratchet's quarters. Ratchet: Another day, another deathcourse. -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5g. Annihilation Nation a ========================= I. Ladies II. Log Entry --- I. Ladies +++++++++ ***www*** See Annihilation Nation in the worlds menu ***www*** Announcer (Audio): Please welcome, our next contestant! He's an unemployed rocket mechanic who claims to have saved two galaxies, but most of us know him as Secret Agent Clank's bumbling sidekick. Please welcome, Ratchet! Ratchet hopes that the Tyhrra-guise will make him more attractive to the ladies! Ratchet: Hey! Announcer: Ratchet will try to be the first person ever to survive the deathcourse! Contestant number one, are you ready? Ratchet: Bring it on! II. Log Entry +++++++++++++ Ratchet completes the deathcourse, finding vid-comic 2 at the end. He then completes the arena challenge. Annoucer: And here to present the prize, the lovely Miss Courtney Gears! Courtney Gears gives Ratchet a small green circle. Ratchet wears it, and turns into a Thyrranoid. Announcer: What d'you know, folks? He IS better looking! Sasha: (On screen) Ahh! Clank: Do not be alarmed. This, is Ratchet. Sasha: Oh. Well you're not going to believe this, but the President put Quark in charge of the fight against Nefarious! Look at this. Quark's Voice: Log entry number (?). After defeating Dr Nefarious, I focused my attention on the needy one-eyed monkeys of the Florana jungle. I still yearn for that bitter-sweet stench of my banana-eating friends. But when I heard that Dr Nefarious had risen again, I returned to become the legendary superhero, CAPTAIN QUARK! Sasha: Quark's just called his first meeting, you'd better get back to the Pheonix right away. -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5h. Pheonix c ============= I. Q II. Bubby --- I. Q ++++ ***www*** See the Q-force menu ***www*** (Quark is standing on the bridge, and Al, Helga, Skidd McMarx, Sasha, Skrunch, Ratchet and Clank are standing in front of him.) Quark: Ladies, gentlemen, oh, and Helga, you have been assembled here because of your skills, from Al's mastery of electronics, to Skidd's nerves of steel, to Helga's powers of seduction, Rraagh! Each of you has proven worthy to wear the Q! Our first mission will be to infiltrate Nefarious' top secret base on planet Aquatos. Impossible, you say? Perhaps for a lesser strategerist. Behold, my brilliant plan! (Quark's plan is illustrated on the screen with crudely drawn wax crayon pictures) Quark's Voice: First, Ratchet and Clank will wade through a series of tunnels of waist-high raw sewage. Ratchet's Voice: What?! Quark's Voice: Please hold your questions until the end of the presentation. Then our agents must split up. Clank will enter the ventilation shaft, where he will deploy this Banana Guided Autonomus Monkey Device, or the BGAMD. Ratchet will use his knowledge of the Tyhhranoid language and customs to win the trust of the alien guards, sneak into Nefarious' personal office, steal everything that isn't nailed down, and exfiltrate the base completely undetected! Ratchet: That's crazy! Quark: But it just might work! II. Bubby +++++++++ Ratchet and Clank are in their ship, when a message comes up. Ratchet: Oh no! Secret Agent Clank Director: Clank! Bubby! You're killing me! I'm trying to make a picture here, but mr bigshot star is nowhere to be found. Clank: I am currently occupied with a mission of galactic security. Director: I see. You want a bigger trailer? Done. Daily oil massage? Done. I need my star back! Ratchet: (Makes fuzzing sounds) I think we're (fuzz) breaking up (fuzz). Director: You know I can see you, weasel boy. Ratchet: Oh yeah! How about now! (Turns communictator off). (To Clank) He'll figure something out, we've got work to do! -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5i. Aquatos =========== I. Shadow Dude II. Slim Dealings III. SOAQ! IV. Monkeying Around V. G5 VI. Disturbing VII. Something Special VIII. Bowels IX. Dirty Laundry X. Disgusting --- I. Shadow Dude ++++++++++++++ ***www*** Click Skidd in the Q-force menu ***www*** After landing, Ratchet finds Skidd in the sewers. Ratchet: Skidd! What're you doing here? Skidd: The codename's Shadow Dude. Black ops are my speciality. Ratchet: I think we've got this one covered. Skidd: Alright, I'll just take my hacker and go back up to the ship. Ratchet: Hacker? On second thought, welcome to the team, Shadow Dude. Skidd: Awesome, this is gonna be sick! II. Slim Dealings +++++++++++++++++ They make their way through the sewers, until they find a room with a strange pillar in the middle. ???: Psst! Clank: We are not alone. Skidd: Um, I, er, forget to feed my, er, goldfish. I'll meet you back at the... ???: Psst! Skidd: Ahhh! (Dives into the teleporter) Ratchet: Slim Cognito? What are you doing here? Slim: I neede a quieter place to do buisiness. I had a small run in with the cops, involving a suck cannon upgrade mistakedly sold to a minor. I swear the kid looked 18! So anyway, I take it you two are still in the market? Ratchet: Well, let's see what you've got. Ratchet inspects Slim's wares, before taking a submarine to Nefarious' base. III. SOAQ! ++++++++++ Clank: Here's the ventilation shaft. We must split up here. Ratchet: I guess it's time to put on the Tyhrraguise, and go meet my new pals. (Presses the Tyhrraguise) Ratchet: (In Tyhrranese) How do you work this thing? Clank: Perhaps you should have read the instruction manual. Ratchet: (In Tyhrranese) What instruction manual? Clank: It was nice knowing you. Ratchet: (In Tyhrranese) Son of a Quark! IV. Monkeying Around ++++++++++++++++++++ ***www*** Click Skrunch on the Q-Force menu ***www*** Clank goes through the ventilation shaft, and finds a suitcase. He opens it, and finds the BGAMD, a banana, and Skrunch. Clank: No monkeying around, we're on an important mission. Hmmm, monkeying! Skrunch: (Monkey sounds) Clank: Ahem, we are on an important mission! V. G5 +++++ ***www*** Click Skrunch on the Q-Force menu ***www*** Clank gets to a lowered bridge. He contacts Ratchet via a walky-talky. Clank: I need you to rasie the bridge at junction G5. Ratchet: (In Tyhrranese) I'm on it. VI. Disturbing ++++++++++++++ Ratchet makes his way to Nefarious' office. He creeps up behind the main chair, wrench raised. The chair spins round, and Ratchet finds... Ratchet: Clank! What are you doing here!? Clank: I thought I would help. Ratchet: Look, he has the entire Secret Agent Clank holo-vid collection! Clank: That's, disturbing. I have downloaded an encrypted star map. Ratchet: Maybe Al can decode it. Let's go. VII. Something Special ++++++++++++++++++++++ Ratchet freefalls down a sewer chute, and finds the Plumber. Ratchet: Deja vous! Plumber: Oof! Oh, it's you two again. What're you doing here? Ratchet: We were just passing through. Plumber: Oh. This here's one the stinkiest sewers in the galaxy. Most people stay away, but me? I just can't get enough. Oh, and by the way, if you find me any sewer crystals, I'll pay you, in bolts. I'm making somethibg special for the missus. Ratchet: Sewer crystals? OK. VIII. Bowels ++++++++++++ Ratchet gives some sewer crystals to the Plumber. Plumber: Mmm, fresh from the bowels of a king ameboid. Ratchet: (Gags) Ratchet Leaves the planet IX. Dirty Laundry +++++++++++++++++ Lawrence walks up to Nefarious, who is watching the episode of Secret Agent Clank that R&C watched in Megapolis. Lawrence: Sorry to disturb your work, sir, but you may want to know that your impenatreble base on planet Aquatos has been penatrated. Nefarious: What! Who is responsible for this outrage! Lawrence: I believe it was Captain Quark, or something. Nefarious: Qua- (The components in Nefarious' head seize up, and the words from a soap opera start. Nefarious' Head: Oh Janice, you'll always be the love of my life. Lawrence: (Whacks Nefarious on the head) He has also assembled a group of elite agents, known as the Q-force. Nefarious: What! Eradicate them! Annihilate them all! Lawrence: It's on my to-do list. Right after folding your under-garments. X. Disgusting +++++++++++++ After getting the Gravity Boots, Ratchet returns to collect the rest of the crystals. Ratchet: That's the last of 'em. So what exactly are sewer crystals? Plumber: You don't want to know. -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5j. Pheonix d ============= I. Meatloaf --- I. Meatloaf +++++++++++ Quark: I think some congratulations are in order. MY plan went even better than expected! Well? Skidd: Uh, way to go, dude? Quark: Don't mention it! I was just doing my job. Anyway, now we know exactly where the Tyhrranoids a coming from. So, with utter disregard for my own safety , I have concocted a plan for an attack on Tyhrranosis! (Same type of wax crayon drawings as before) Quark's Voice: First, I shall humbly step aside to let Ratchet take out the mortar launchers at the landing site. Then the dropship will make it's descent. Using the assault vehicle, Ratchet will make his way to the four plasma cannons and destroy them. Finally, Ratchet will personally lead the assault on the main enemy base. Quark: (Notices that Ratchet has his hand up) Yes, you there at the front. Ratchet: Uh yeah hi. What are you guys going to be doing while I'm out there getting blasted? Quark: We'll be monitoring the situation. Closely. From here. (Goes up to Helga ) Actually we'll be at the lunch buffet on deck 5. It's meatloaf day! (To Ratchet) But we'll be rooting for you every step of the way! Skidd: Yeah, we got your back! Helga: The plan is excellant! Skrunch: (Monkey noises) -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5k. Tyhrranosis =============== I. Assault Vehicle II. Aerial Assault III. Iron Hard --- I. Assault Vehicle ++++++++++++++++++ Ratchet freefalls down, and destroys the mortar launchers. He comes to a half- raised bridge. Sascha: (On screen) We're coming in on the dropship now. (The dropship deposits a Turboslider. Skrunch is the gunner.) Get across that bridge. II. Aerial Assault ++++++++++++++++++ Ratchet destroys the Plasma cannons. The dropship fires four missiles as it flies past the main base. The door is blasted open. Sascha: (On screen) Get moving! III. Iron Hard ++++++++++++++ Ratchet defeats the Momma Tyhrranoid. Suddenly Quark jumps in and stamps on the creature's eyes. Darla Gratch appears to interview Quark. Darla: From another comeback, to a spectacular battle against the Tyhrranoids on their own planet. How do you do all this? Quark: Courage...Compassion...IRON HARD ABS! Seriously though, to be a true hero, you need more than that. I couldn't have done it without (Ratchet looks hopeful) these great big guns! (Kisses his arms) -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5l. Pheonix e ============= I. Riveted II. Gadget Stop III. Cocky --- I. Riveted ++++++++++ Ratchet is in his Quarters with Sascha, Clank and Skidd. Ratchet: It was the biggest Tyhrranoid you've ever seen. as big as a star cruiser, and packing twice as much firepower. Closer, closer, what am I gonna do? Closer, closer, click click, my blaster jammed! A hologram of Nefarious and Lawrence appears on the table. Lawrence: Oh go on, we're all riveted. Nefarious: So this is the Q-Force I've heard so much about. Pathetic! I could annihilate you all and it wouldn't even make Supervillain Weekly! Lawrence: But you'd do the fashion world a tremendous favour. Nefarious: You can turn it off now, Lawrence. Lawrence: Oh may I sir? What a treat. The hologram disappears. Rathcet: Al, come in. Al: (On screen) Y'ello. Ratchet: Someone just transmitted a message onto the ship. I need you to find out where it came from. Al: Let's see, backtracking the signal. Amateurs! (To Ratchet) I've found something suspicious. Beaming it over now. ***www*** See video channel 3 on the main page ***www*** Announcer (Audio): On tonight's episode of Super Villain Weekly, we take a look into the enigmatic mind of Dr Nefarious, on the weapons facility on planet Daxx , home to such super-weapons as The Dreaded Rainbow Afrolyzer. Dr Nefarious, what do you think of critics who say that your latest work is just more of the same. Nefarious: I WILL ANNIHILATE THEM! Announcer: Lawrence, tell us a bit about this super-weapon you're creating. Lawrence: Well, 'super' is such a strong word, and for that matter 'weapon' may be a tad over-doing it. But we do however have a lovely view of the ocean at sunset. Announcer: Is Dr Nefarious on the brink of Galactic Dominaion? Or is this just the first in a series of maniacal pipe dreams? Stay tuned for more on Super Villain Weekly! Ratchet: Planet Daxx? We better check it out. II. Gadget Stop +++++++++++++++ ***www*** Click Helga on the Q-force menu. ***www*** Ratchet meets Helga by the holo-deck. Helga: So! You've come to disgrace my training course once again! Ratchet: Actually, we were just hoping to pick up the gadgets and split. Clank: We have a spaceship to catch. Helga: You slackers are always looking for the easy way out. When you pass the course, you can have the devices. III. Cocky ++++++++++ Ratchet completes the course, using the hypershot and the hacker. Ratchet: That wasn't too difficult. Helga: Oh ho ho! The little man is cocky now! How'd he like to take on Helga on the wrestling mat. We'll see how cocky he is twisted up like a wet noodle. Ratchet: Maybe another time. Helga: Pansies! (Throws the two gadgets to Ratchet) -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5m. Daxx ======== I. Biobliterator II. Courtney Gears III. An Idiot Calls --- I. Biobliterator ++++++++++++++++ Ratchet uses his hacker to get to the control computer. Clank: This computer will give us high level access to Nefarious' project files (types while speaking). I've found something. It does not look good. Ratchet: Biobliterator? I see what you mean. What exactly does it do? Clank: That information has been deleted. Location unknown, however a large transport vessel left the facility yesterday, headed for the Obani moons. Ratchet: The Obani moons? We'd better check it out. II. Courtney Gears ++++++++++++++++++ Ratchet uses his hypershot to get through the island level and defeats an uber- dropship. He reaches another computer. The room is covered with Courtney Gears posters. Ratchet: Looks like someeone's a big fan of Courtney Gears. Clank: Courtney who? Ratchet: You know, that bombshell handing out prizes on Annihilation Nation. Clank: Ah yes. Her specifications were remarkable. Ratchet: Well she's not the hottest popstar ing the galaxy because of her singing. Clank: This computer has recently used to edit one of her music videos. Ratchet: Ooh! Let's watch it! I mean, it could contain a clue, or something... The video comes on. Courtney Gears is singing, and she has some backup dancers. ***www*** See video channel 4 on the main page ***www*** (Talking) Hey, what's up people, it's Courtney Gears! Are you feeling me robots? I'm feeling you! (Singing) I see the future, and what do I see? Robots going crazy 'cross the galaxy! Can't stand organics, they're soft and squishy, The time is now, where robots must be free! (Talking) You wanna be free? Then shout with me! (Singing) This goes out to all you robots 'cross the galaxy, It's time for you and me to rise up and strike back! Won't stop until we dominate, won't you feel great, When we exterminate all organic life! Clank: Miss Gears may be in league with Dr Nefarious. Ratchet: Who knew? She always seemed so sweet and innocent in her songs. Except for that one with the (Ratchet plays a beat with his tongue, and ends up bending over as if to kiss Clank. Clank: Miss Gears may have information about what Nefarious is planning. Ratchet: And if we win the grand prize on Annihilation Nation we'll get another chance to talk to her. III. An Idiot Calls +++++++++++++++++++ As Ratchet gets into the ship, Skidd comes up on the screen. Skidd: How d'you work this camera majiggy. Ow! Maybe... Oof! Hey Ratchet! Ratchet: Skidd?! Can you get Captain Sascha for me? Skidd: She and Quark are having lunch with the president. I've been left in charge. Ratchet: Is Al there? Skidd: Out to lunch. Ratchet: Helga? Skidd: In the sauna. Clank: Quark's monkey perhaps? Ratchet: Just tell Sascha that we're checking out a lead on the Obani Moons. Skidd: The Obani moons? Sounds like you two could use a little help. I'll just get my gear. (dashes off) Ratchet: No no! -----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----/////-----//// 5n. Obani Gemini ================ I. Blackwater Attack --- I. Blackwater Attack ++++++++++++++++++++ Ratchet finds Skidd on the second moon. Skidd: Cover me! (falls over) Man down! Ratchet: It's all right Skidd, the fight's over. Skidd: Oh. (picks himself up) I would have come sooner, but I encountered some heavy duty resistance. Clank: Enemy troops? Skidd: Not exactly... The drive-thru at Galaxy burger was like wicked slow... Ratchet: That last moon is protected by an Omega Class Disintegration Field. If I had the right tools, I could hack into that generator and turn off the shield