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Only the finest script writers were hired to come up with thie plot:

Kelsey Georgie Stansby is a sharp-shooting mistrustful safe cracker
on the run from a secret government giggle squad. Jeannette
Bobinette Fowlkes is an ungodly impetuous filmmaker who believes she
is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. And together,
they must solve bizarre murders.

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