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                  Extreme revolutionary acts, Brevard edition
                                        
At 3:00 PM, right in front of the Transylvania County Courthouse [1], a bunch
of rabble rousers stood in the middle of the street and right then and there,
started ranting about the government.

[The sheer gall of these revolutionaries airing their grievances in public!
In front of the county courthouse no less!] [2]
 [3] 

Stuff about intolerable taxes, a government that doesn't listen to its
citizens, usurping the will of the Governors on a whim, giving foreign
governments power over us, for waging unjust wars and other things that are
outright trea—oh wait a second! Bunny just corrected me—they were reading The
Declaration of Independence [4].

Oh.

How revolutionary!

[1] http://www.nccourts.org/County/Transylvania/Courthouse/
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2015/07/04/thumb-Declaration.jpg
[3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2015/07/04/Declaration.jpg
[4] http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html

Email author at sean@conman.org