* * * * *
                                        
   The Company is changing its name—it is no longer known as The Company. The
                     new name of The Company is The Company
                                        
So, The Company's name is changing. Smirk wants to let our customer base know
of the change in name, so he decides upon a mass emailing. This will do two
things:

  1. lets us check the validity of the customers' email contact address;
  2. test the capability of “Project: Leaflet. [1]”

Yes, “Project: Leaflet” is a mass-emailing tool, but the designated use for
this is a way for a company (like us) to easily send out an email to a large
volume (for some unspecified value of “large”) of customers to inform them of
new products, services or a change in name.

Stuff like that.

Anyway, Smirk did the first run last night.

Out of our large (for some unspecified value of “large”) customer base, only
a few (for a very small value of “few”) emails actually got delivered. Smirk
had me look into the situation.

Turns out “Project: Leaflet” was programmed to send, at most, ten emails.
Guess I subconsciously hate spam so much, I deliberately limited “Project:
Leaflet” (or didn't realize there was such a limit in place from the
beginning).

Heh.

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2008/08/07.1

Email author at sean@conman.org