* * * * * “On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair … ” > My fave, posted to the Usenet by Thomas Dzubin of Vancouver, British > Columbia: “There was this fireworks factory just three blocks from the > Hotel California … and it blew up! Big tragedy. One of the workers was > named Wurn Snell and he was from the town of Colitas in Greece. One of the > workers who escaped the explosion talked to another guy … I think it was > probably Don Henley … and Don asked what the guy saw. The worker said, > ‘Wurn Snell of Colitas … rising up through the air.’” > “The Straight Dope: In the song “Hotel California,” what does “colitas” mean? [1]” And here, I thought the song “Hotel California” was about … oh wait … I already covered that [2]. [1] http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_001 [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2004/10/22.1 Email author at sean@conman.org