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              50,000 monkeys at 50,000 typewriters can't be wrong.
                                        
You know, there's something endearing about a celebrity who runs his own
website. [1] And no, he's not bitter. [2] 

[1] http://www.wilwheaton.net/
[2] http://www.wilwheaton.net/faq.htm#trek

Email author at sean@conman.org