<date 13791005> <from interlocutor.prime@escanaba.actual> <to archival.control@imprimatur> <Subject: Random Crewmember Logbook Entry Retrieval Program 004> <id: CIV3 Johnson, Leroy B. / logdate: 13780117> +++BEGIN TRANSCRIPT+++ I think the the scrubbots are out to get me. I'm hiding in my bunk right now underneath the covers. I really hope they don't find me here. What am I going to do? I noticed the scrubbots were behaving oddly three days ago. I was transitting corridor Gamma Two on my way to the galley for the evening meal. A Dynometitronics Scrubbot Model V Mark II was actively cleaning the deck. I didn't even notice it until it ran over my foot. It took a chunk out of my standard issue boot and then kept on moving down the corridor. I thought it was just a malfunction. Yesterday, while seated at my workstation, a scrubbot silently snuck up behind me. I was unaware it was even there until it began climbing up my leg. It gouged a large wound in my calf before I was able to swat it away. I chased after it, but it got away by escaping in to a maintenance chute. I put in a request to maintnance.prime about the current status of malfunctioning scrubbots while visiting the docbot for stitches. Maintenance.prime reported that there were no malfunctioning scrubbots on board Escanaba. I requested scrubbot locational information for the time of my attack at my workstation. It reported no records of any scrubbot activity in the vicinity of my workstation at the given time. That's when I started to really worry. This morning, as I exited my stateroom, I was confronted by three scrubbots. They seemed to have been waiting for me. I swear I could see a malicious glint in their forward sensor arrays. My flight response kicked in an I pelted down the passageway. They took up chase, but scrubbots aren't very fast. I lost them near the tapioca pudding dispenser in the galley. After I caught my breath, I snuck back to my stateroom and locked the door. So here I am. I don't know what to do. Maintenance.prime keeps telling me there is no scrubbot activity nearby. I don't believe it. Is it just mistaken or is it lying? What's that scratching sound at the door? +++END TRANSCRIPT+++ #