`schweppesy` [Thread]

Sometimes, when I'm standing in my crushes closet so I can steal glances
at him and feel all naughty, he pretends he has no idea that I'm there
where is kind of creepy. I know he knows I'm there, we have this really
special connection, like I can hear what he's thinking in my head and
stuff, so I totally know he loves me. But yeah, it's just kind of creepy
the way he moves around as if he doesn't know I'm there, and the way he
locks his doors as if he wasn't expecting me to come over.

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