`captainklaus` [Thread] I'd been living alone for less than a week. I got some Chinese take-out and was eating in front of the TV. I finished my meal and cracked open the fortune cookie. It read "You will have a visitor tonight, lock your door." There were no visitors that night, but the memory still haunts me. [Thread]: https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1f9i14/what_is_the_scariestcreepiest_thing_you_have/ca83dy3/