`Fatmanhammer` [Thread]

Here's one that you might lose sleep over, here I go.

*clicking the button on my flashlight and facing it upwards, towards my
face*

A friend of mine had a kid.

  [Thread]: https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1f9i14/what_is_the_scariestcreepiest_thing_you_have/ca8410g/