Fall-Con* protection active.

           ,,-,, 
    \'     \/_\/     `/   ________________
     \.-~   ).(   ~-./   /                \
  ~   \  _)_`-'_(_  / .--| AAAAAAHHHHH....|
 ~  ~  \ . /\v/\ . /     \________________/
        \'/     \`/        

* A brand of Clownstrike Security Inc.

You seem to be suspicious.