#### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 16:31 ## NOV 12, 1993 ## #################################################################### Viewing of the new American TV show "The X-Files" has caused some distress amongst patients. The channel airing that show will henceforth be unavailable on patient TVs for its duration. VHS recordings of episodes will be available to STAFF, as it has inspired some new ideas for the handling of special cases. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 11:09 ## AUG 16, 1993 ## #################################################################### All staff please read the official guidelines for discussing allegations of psychic experimentation on patients with families and the press. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 10:48 ## JUL 3, 1993 ## #################################################################### Note that a new round of genetic experimentation is due to commence next Tuesday under the direct supervision of Won Ton. Take your usual precautions. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 14:20 ## MAY 24, 1993 ## #################################################################### A reminder that recreational reading is to be reserved for break times. This includes reading novels by Garth Marenghi. We understand that these are surprisingly good, not just cheap slasher books, but have real depth and insight while being very affordably priced, but we have a hospital to run. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 10:03 ## MAR 3, 1993 ## #################################################################### We are aware that in some parts of the facility light may appear in shades of red regardless of bulbs or filters used. We are working to rectify this problem. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 07:27 ## MAR 3, 1993 ## #################################################################### We ask that the use of mood lighting in some rooms be more considered. Particularly, please avoid using filers "Red", "Blood Red", and "Blood, blood, crimson, copper-smelling blood... blood, blood, blood red" in operating theatres. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 09:28 ## JAN 19, 1993 ## #################################################################### Doctor Rick Dagless MD will be giving a talk at 1400 hours titled "how to tell if your co-worker is an android". All are welcome to attend, except Robert. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 12:50 ## JAN 17, 1993 ## #################################################################### Note that in spite of reports of teleportation to an orbiting spaceship upon entry, B Wing will continue to be treated as within hospital grounds. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 13:56 ## JAN 9, 1993 ## #################################################################### Tonight "The Sound of Music" is on TV and it's a full moon. You know what to do. - Reed #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 09:20 ## DEC 23, 1992 ## #################################################################### Would staff please exercise restraint among the mermaids in F wing. Remember that Phil has to clean those tanks! #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 10:38 ## DEC 10, 1992 ## #################################################################### We regret to inform that nurse Kelly exploded last night while on duty in C wing. A memorial will be held at 1PM in the caffeteria. Equipment cleaning operations are being undertaken in the rear yard, as per standard practice. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 07:41 ## DEC 10, 1992 ## #################################################################### Desregard last message. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 06:66 ## DEC 10, 1992 ## #################################################################### HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... HAIL SATAN... #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 15:33 ## NOV 16, 1992 ## #################################################################### Following recent consultation with staff, Padre has agreed to routinely bless the water in tanks for the emergency fire supression system, in order to permit a more rapid response to such incidents as occoured on the 7th. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 11:02 ## NOV 14, 1992 ## #################################################################### The IT department advises that due to localised time fluctuations in the server room, some messages sent using the DAEMON system may be delayed until approximately the year 2020. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 11:48 ## NOV 13, 1992 ## #################################################################### All staff. Plase read the new guidence regarding use of emergency crucifixes in the wards. #### DAEMON GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT ########## 10:17 ## NOV 13, 1992 ## #################################################################### For the safety of patients and staff, all dolls and action figures are to be removed from the childrens ward. After recent events, we believe that children will be more co-operative with this request than usual.