2020-03-21 - Fuck that noise
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 Alright, I'm trying to be calm. I'm really *really* trying.
 
 Lookit, this isn't hard,  I don't know why it seems  to be for some
 people.
 
 Covid-19 is real. How do I know? Because I fucking well have it.
 
 Covid-19 is not the flu. How do I know? Again, I fucking have it.
 
 Question and Answer Session!!!
 
 q: Should you social distance?
 
 a: Yes. End of fucking story. You don't want this shit. Trust me, I
    have it and I know.
 
 q: Isn't this a hysterical reaction?
 
 a: No.  Anyone who  says so is  a fucking moron.  This is  the most
    vicious pandemic experienced since Spanish  Flu  or the  Bubonic
    Plague. Fuck  it, its probably the  worst  since  the  Justinian
    Plagues.
 
 q: But someone told me that this is all a conspiracy?
 
 a: They're a fucking moron. As are you for listening to them.
 
 q: But the gubbermint!
 
 a: Fuck you, you fucking moron.
 
 I  have no  doubt, none,  that fucking  fascists like  Bibi, Orban,
 Johnson and Trump  will use this disease to  increase their powers,
 to chip away at the last vestiges of democracy in their homestates.
 That's what they do, they're fucking fascists after all.
 
 That's not a good reason to  think that this disease doesn't exist,
 or that you need to take steps to avoid it. If you can see evidence
 of your local government acting  to restrict civil rights, then its
 because you  have a  fucking fascist  as the  head of  your fucking
 civil government.
 
 Ends.