#1252 FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING (Wed, 2002 Nov 27)

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       --(     )         WHAT TO GET THIS CHRISTMAS FOR THE
    /~(  (/)/)/ )         GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING!!!!!     
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   |/  / <o)(o))     1. PLASTIC NOVELTY "BEER HAT"         
   /  / \  _' /      2. THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ANAL SEX FOR 
  (  |  |\___/          WOMEN BY TRISTAN TAORMINO          
  /\  \ |  |         3. A CARD THAT SAYS ONLY 2 + 2 = 4    
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