PALAVER 
episode 1

written by lostnbronx
August 4-6, 2010

(c) David Collins-Rivera text released under a Creative Commons 
Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License 

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Hello, this is lostnbronx.

Welcome to the first episode of Palaver, the audiocast where I talk 
about things that are on my mind.  I suspect they'll be small.  If 
you're curious as to the format, well...so am I.  Right now, I see it as 
something of an organic, evolving beast.  I'm experimenting; see what I 
like; dump what I don't.  Maybe I'll say something of interest along the 
way.  Maybe not.  Probably not.

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What I do have today, though, are a few things from my heart.  A few 
thoughts that are in my head, and which stir my soul, concerning a 
little thing I like to call...home.

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As some may know, I currently live in rural Arizona, in the United 
States, near a small town called Show Low.  Now, Show Low has an 
interesting origin, quite all its own, which I may relate in another 
episode, if the mood strikes.  I say, I live here now, but I was born 
and raised in and around the city of Waterbury Connecticut, again, in 
the USA; a place very much on the other side of the country, both 
geographically, and culturally.  Yes, that's right, I'm a genuine 
Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court...that is, if King Arthur were 
an inbred moonheaded shitkicker with a Ford F-350 where his penis ought 
to be.

But, I get ahead of myself.

Now Waterbury also has an origin of interest.  In fact, when seen with 
enough objectivity and excitement -- to say nothing of humor -- almost 
any place can be said to have a cool beginning.  You know, IF you 
overlook some things, maybe...and if you squint a lot.  Now, from 
Waterbury, I moved to New York City, as my moniker implies -- and that, 
too, is a story for another day, both the move and the screen name.  
From there, after a period of years, I ended up out here.  Which brings 
me, more-or-less to the present.  And it is the PRESENT I am 
considering, not the past, even though mine, like yours, is rooted 
there.  That's the basics of the background, so we'll keep the rest of 
history historical for now, and focus on my current point of contention: 
namely small town VALUES.

Oh, I can hear the hackles out there rising as I speak, but...half a 
moment...I may surprise you.

Now, what exactly AM I talking about, here?  I mean, the world is full 
of small towns, and people have different values the world over, so 
what's got my thong in a knot about Show Low?  Well, in fact, it isn't 
just Show Low, nor Arizona in particular, though, trust me, it ain't 
hard to find examples hereabouts.  No, what I'm talking about is a 
seemingly-innate arrogance that small town folk often -- in my 
experience -- have.  See, I lived in Waterbury, but I actually grew up 
in a teeny-weeny town right next door called Oakville.  White and 
working class almost exclusively.  In fact, there was exactly ONE family 
of color in town throughout all the years of my childhood -- with all 
the side-effects that that implies: namely, whenever anything bad 
happened in town, guess whose house the cops stopped at first.  I know, 
I know, I said no history -- but you need some context, or else you 
might think I'm just talking here.  No!  I was born and raised in a 
small town, but unlike John Mellencamp, it ain't good enough for me.  
Not then, and really, not now, though for compelling reasons I won't get 
into yet, I am here for the foreseeable future.  Whatever, cry you a 
river, right?

I use the word arrogance with measure and care.  It is as real as the 
world, but it it is not universal among small town residents.  You will 
find humility and charm and a sense of wonder in towns like Show Low, 
just as you will anywhere else people live.  It's just that you have to 
look pretty close to find it, sometimes.  And that, I believe, is for 
two unfortunate reasons.  First: money.  Pure and simple.  It's an 
opaque issue in a recession, but you'd be foolish to think it didn't 
exist before.  As belts get tighter, people get less congenial to those 
they, maybe, never thought too highly of to begin with, whether or not 
they even voiced that opinion very much.  Simply, even in a place that's 
as "God, apple pie, and Mom" as Show Low is, the times CAN become more 
"me-me".  And I say "become more" because they WERE before as well -- it 
just wasn't so pressing or visible.  Resources are limited in a place 
without major industry, or a population to drive one.  This was once 
cattle country.  Cowboys.  The real deal.  Horses, lassos and 
six-shooters.  I am not kidding.  Now? Well, now, it's a remarkable 
thing -- remarkable in the sense that it's rare-enough that you'd remark 
upon it -- when you drive down the road and see a cow.  The population 
of the area has increased many-fold since then, but it's nothing 
compared to back East, and, anyway nothing has replaced the cattle 
industry.  I could draw you such strong and surprising parallels with 
Waterbury right now, but that would involve history -- and...nah.  Eye 
on the prize!  I said there were two unfortunate reasons.  Number two: 
yes, arrogance.  That perception that small town living -- and by 
extension, small town residents -- are somehow superior to more urban 
living, and the residents who do it.  I won't argue the pros or cons 
about the big city versus the small town. I have a perspective on both, 
and I've seen the good and bad in both.  In the end, though, it's merely 
opinion.  I can tell you this: there are good and bad people everywhere.  
The kindest, friendliest, most generous people I ever met were in both 
places.  The worst people too. Those who point to a small town's 
inherent qualities rarely, if ever, point to it's flaws with equal 
fervor or honesty.

Now, this is the usual spot where I would start giving examples -- 
telling tales of the hayseed population here, and how my worldly East 
Coast insight makes me hold them in such disdain, and why I'm justified 
in doing so; trust me, that would be easy to do.  Easy, but wrong.  See, 
because I fight an arrogance too: I bear the legacy of the small town 
within.  That implacable certainty that one type of place is better than 
another.  Now, we're not talking about some war-torn, plague-ridden, 
crap-hole on the nightly news -- of COURSE those places suck, they're 
hell on earth.  I'm talking about lifestyle and the urban vs. the rural 
-- or, at least the small.  And part of me says one is better.  In my 
case, I rebelled.  I think urban life rocks.  But I'm CERTAIN of it -- 
I'm SO certain of it.  Certain enough that I find myself sometimes 
dismissing the importance of people's lives here.  Their joys, their 
triumphs, their problems, their tragedies...they're all remote and 
trivial, despite my proximity, because I do not value their lifestyle, 
and, maybe for a moment, and by extension...even their lives.  I don't 
exactly do myself credit here.  True enough.  I don't exactly deserve 
any.  But I learned that from somewhere...and it wasn't New York.  No, I 
grew up in an environment where the big city was a mythical, magical, 
dangerous place: I mean, Connecticut is right next door to New York, 
but, trust me...it's a world away.  Or it was then, anyway, I've been 
gone a long time now.  But it was driven home how the big city eats you 
up and squirts you out; how people would cut your throat as soon as look 
at you; how no one there cares about anybody but themselves.  Now, 
that's deliberate exaggeration, because few people I've met have been 
that vitriolic, but many have had, and do have now, a diluted form of 
it.  That innate CERTAINTY that small town life is...I mean it just 
IS...better.  And those wicked city folk are just waiting to do you 
wrong.  Not like here, not like a place where everybody knows everybody, 
and everybody helps everybody out, because everybody's just so...nice.  
No, I shouldn't need to relate anecdotes to support my contention that 
that is a skewed view of life.

Not everyone here is nice.  Not everyone in Oakville was.  Not everyone 
in New York City wanted to screw me over.  There was kindness and 
intelligence and humor there.  And guess what?  Show Low has those 
things too.  Sort of.  Maybe.  If I could bend myself a bit.  Then 
again, it's also got people who'll screw me if I do, so what's that 
leave?  People are people are people?  Well, yeah, but you knew that.  I 
knew that.  What I DIDN'T always know, and what I may just forget again 
tomorrow, when I'm stuck in traffic behind some smoke-belching pickup 
truck with moon buggy tires and a "Cowboy Up!" sticker in the window, is 
that places are places are places...and that WHERE I am isn't 
necessarily WHO I am.  And if that's true for me, then it's got to be 
true for them.  Even the good-ol-boys.  Even the bird-faced local girls 
with the eighties hair.

Let me be clear: I'm not saying there's appalling differences between 
these two environments, and the people who inhabit them.  Not at all.  
But I AM talking about that weird arrogant sensibility -- read that, 
certainty -- that small towners somehow value, more than city folk, 
whatever the hell the consensus of the current culture happens agree is 
best.  That small towners, and those who share their values, somehow 
love freedom, and the safety of their children, to a far greater extent 
than do the, shall we say, more cosmopolitan members of society.  I 
openly admit right here that this is a rank generalization on my part, 
bordering upon stereotype.  Anyone from a small town offended by these 
assertions no doubt has good reason to be.  That being said, some 
behaviors and beliefs CAN be widely held by social groups that share a 
common environment.  There IS a small town way of thinking.  I have seen 
it all my life.  It is real and it is repellent to me.

I am specifically referring to the belief that anything even VAGUELY 
smacking of change to the small town represents a direct threat TO the 
small town.  That would only make sense if things were perfect there, 
and they're not.  Not if you're in a different political, religious, 
economic or racial category than whatever happens to be riding the 
prevailing winds there at that time.  And don't get me started on people 
who think like this while lording over their cultural domains within 
primarily homogeneous neighborhoods in big cities.  That's got an 
especially bad smell: small town thinking in a big town.  I've lived 
within that too: I mean, you didn't want to be caught being black in 
certain parts of Brooklyn...or white, in others.  I think it's 
xenophobia of a sort: a treasured and perpetuated fear of others who are 
not like you.  Okay, maybe not YOU; THEM, whoever THEY happen to be.  
You know what I mean.

Or DO you?  Maybe I'm talking nonsense to you.  Maybe, what I see as an 
issue in small towns, you see as an asset.  Maybe YOU don't see a 
problem at all.  But if so, then you're exactly the sort of person I'm 
describing.  You don't need to drive a monster truck to have a monstrous 
set of values.  The racial demographics of this country -- the United 
States -- like MANY countries around the world right now, are rapidly 
changing.  Thus, my greatest fear on this topic is, will the new 
neighbors wage a permanent war on the stagnation, that oftentimes bars 
people who are different, from an equal piece of the small town pie; or 
will they, upon having made great strides in that regard, choose to 
emulate the very people who disdained them, when the NEXT newcomers 
arrive?  Will the disadvantaged simply adopt, in all the ways that truly 
matter, that same small town mentality that once endorsed their 
exclusion?  Maybe so.  It's happened before.  It is this that scares me 
so.  That the long walk to freedom is happening on a treadmill.  Would 
you argue that this is simply human nature?  If so, I would reply that 
it is animal nature.  Human nature attempts to rise above knee-jerk 
territorialism, doesn't it?  Or, shouldn't it?

Weigh your answer.  I implore you.  Not for my sake, certainly, nor even 
for the new neighbors.  Nor even for the sake of the city or small town 
folk in your circle.  No, consider it for YOUR sake: because change, as 
you know intellectually, is the only constant.  And if you're searching 
for something that's reliable and eternal about where you live, look 
there.

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Okay, that was the main segment.  I'll probably DO main segments.  I'll 
probably have a bit each episode like that where I "read my screed", as 
it were.  Now, if I ever get any email or comments, I'll probably cover 
those right around here.  I'm STILL reading from a script right now, but 
I think I'll emulate my betters, and cover the feedback more 
extemporaneously.  Like I said, I'm just playin' around.  I suppose I 
could do other stuff here too, like reviews or maybe some fiction, or 
prank phone calls.  I dunno.  One thing I AM going to try for, though, 
is to be regular.  Not like with fiber..well, actually, maybe...but I 
mean release-wise.  I need to set a goal, a schedule, but I'm going to 
hold off on doing so just yet.  And even once I DO do so, it'll be a 
guide, not a rule.  Shoot for the Moon, and land on a cloud.  That's 
what I'm talkin' about.

Only, not any more.  I'm out.

This has been lostnbronx.

Take care.

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